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Number 696

August 13, 2024///

If you are like me, when we look around us, we see so much need and so much turmoil and so many issues in America and our world.

It seems that common sense has fled, and things are happening that our parents and grandparents would never have believed.

We sometimes get discouraged when we look at all the evil and problems around us, but this morning I want to remind you of the good we experience and the good that is around us.

Even though good and evil are in a fierce battle in the United States we still have the freedom to worship as we please or not worship at all if we please.

We can read or have as many Bibles with us and in our homes as we want in this great United States of America!

We in America are free to have as many children as we want where parts of the world cannot do that.

We have the freedoms to work and travel and live our life apart from the fear of guns in our face and punishments we do not understand.

Even though our government does not always do right or what we want, we still have voting rights and can make our voices known.

Much of the world are not as Blessed as we are in the U.S.A. and as erroneous as it may seem to some we are thought of as a nation of freedoms for all.

On a personal level, if you are reading this you have a computer or phone or both and access to internet!

I would think most of you reading this did not sleep on the street last night or freeze or burn up (depending on where you are), because your electricity was out!

Do you have clothes to put on this morning and something to eat? If so, you are more blessed than much of the world, even many inside the United States!

Water to drink is a Blessing that many do not experience in our world!

If we can walk, move, drive, or work we are more Blessed than many people!

Most of us have family and friends who love us and will be there when we need them.

Can you read? You are Blessed! Can you write? You are Blessed!

Children, Grandchildren, Great-Grandchildren: these are all wonderful Blessings in our lives!

May I encourage you today to begin to be thankful for your Blessings!

If you are reading this, I would venture to say you at least believe there is a God who created all things.

May I tell you that the creator God of the universe is where all Blessings come from! He will pour out Blessing after Blessing on us, as we acknowledge our Blessings!

Look at James 1:17 in two translations of the Bible!

James 1:17 (KJV)

¹⁷ Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

James 1:17 (TPT)

¹⁷ Every gift God freely gives us is good and perfect, streaming down from the Father of lights, who shines from the heavens with no hidden shadow or darkness and is never subject to change.

I understand that God’s ways are so much different than our ways and His Love for us is so much deeper, but I tend to think He is like most earthly parents who desire to give their children more and more when those children express appreciation for what they are given!

Are we like selfish children who desire their way and want what they want even though it is not the best for them? Have you ever seen a child who received so much but was never thankful for it? Are we like ungrateful children when it comes to God’s blessings?

Are we breathing, we should praise God. We must realize that it is God that gives us breath and keep our heart beating and our body functioning.

No matter how tough things are for you right now, just began to praise God for what you do have beginning with the breath you breath. You will find an attitude change and a shift in your approach for the day!

Discouraged? Remember the Bible says, “Where evil abounds, grace does much more abound”! Grace is unmerited favor and blessings. May we walk the path of an attitude of gratitude!

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Father, creator God of the universe, I come to you in the name of Jesus! I just want to thank you for your blessings on myself and each person who reads this. May we understand that our very breath is from you and just as a good parent you desire to Bless us! May we open our hearts and receive from you! Amen!

Blessing after Blessing!

Love, MeMaw

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 695

August 6, 2024//

As I was reading the Bible this morning it occurred to me how difficult what happens when we believe in Jesus, is to those who have not received.

Christians sometimes talk in a language that may seem foreign to a nonbeliever but is the key to living the best life here on earth and spending eternity in a perfect place with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Jesus, much of the time, used stories and illustrations to explain His point, and that is what I want to do today!

I was reading about Nicodemus who was a religious leader but was thinking in the natural and could not grasp Jesus declaring He must be born again. In his natural mind that was not possible.

Jesus was talking about receiving life inside us to give us peace, guidance, and help us live the best life that we are all created for.

Jesus explained that we cannot see the wind, but we see and feel the effects of it. In the same way we cannot see the spirit of man that is deep inside, but we can see the results when we let Jesus rule the deepest part of us.

I want us to think about a beautiful house we see from the outside and we are told it is ours and it is fully furnished with all we need, if we decide to accept it.  If we do, we can receive the key to a much better place than where we are living.

We can admire it from the outside and think of how we would like a change in our life, but until we say yes and take the key, we will never really know how it feels to live there.

When we receive the key and unlock the door and walk in, we see a wonderful place to call home. We can decide we are going to stay right in the first few rooms, or we can venture further into the rooms and things that have been provided for us.

This gives us a new place to live and a new view of life and the better way to live.

When we bypass the difficult to understand language and just understand we are loved, and Jesus came to earth as an expression of God’s Love to man! And we want the way He leads us; we have the keys to a better life as we allow the real us to line up with the greater plan for us. We can then go further into the house of His love and receive more peace and joy!

But like Nicodemus, we sometimes have a problem getting past the natural seeing to receiving the supernatural.

If you have never received Jesus as your personal Savior, it may sound strange but if you want a better life, just open your heart and be honest in prayer and you will walk through that door of better. Don’t reject it! Try it! It is real!

To you who are Christians, I encourage you to pray for others that they will open their hearts to receive the life that cannot be explained only experienced.

John 3:16–17 (KJV)

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.                                    ¹⁷ For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

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Father, in Jesus’ name, open each reader’s heart to receive the better life you have provided. The life of Peace that the world cannot give nor understand.  I release each of us to your lordship! Amen!

Love! MeMaw!

ME-MAW THOUGHTS

NUMBER 694

JULY 30, 2024///

I want to share the highlights of a true story that Max Lucado shared in the introduction to his book, “Jesus, the God who knows your name”!

It shows what I desired to share with you today!

IN A HAITIAN ORPHANAGE, there were fifty-seven children. One of them was named Carinette! Each one is precious, but Carinette stands out! Each one is dark skinned, bright-eyed, curly haired, and speak Creole and love fun! But Carinette stands out!

Her food of rice and beans, and playing on a grassless playground, sleeping beneath a tin roof and her routine is exactly like the others. Yet she is different!

But her eyes have a light in them, and she has a bounce in her step and a spark in her! Why? If you ask her, she will tell you! She will tell you about the visitors who came!

Visitors who traveled from faraway world just to see her! They were looking for a little girl just like her! They knew her name, her favorite song and they knew that she loves to look at books and jump rope!

And in the moment that changed her forever, they invited her to live with them!

THEY ARE COMING FOR ME; she will tell you!

She will show you pictures of her soon to be home. Her adoptive parents brought her pictures, a teddy bear, granola bars and cookies. She shared the goodies with her friends and asked the director to guard her teddy bear, but she kept the pictures.

The pictures remind her of the father who knows her and the home that awaits her. The pictures convince her to believe the incredible: somebody knows her name and has promised to take her home.

AS A RESULT, CARINETTE IS DIFFERENT! Her world changed the day she learned that someone far away knew her name and was coming for her.

ARE YOU WILLING TO BELIEVE THE SAME?

Are you open to the idea of a heavenly Father who knows you? Would you consider this a life-changing idea: the Almighty and all-knowing God has set His affection on you! He knows every detail about you! He knows your interest, your hang-ups, your fears and failures! HE KNOWS YOU!

1 Chronicles 28:9 says in part:

for the Lord searches all hearts, and understands all the imaginations of the thoughts:

Zechariah 2:8 says in part:

For he that touches you touches the apple of his eye.

THE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE KNOWS YOUR NAME AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER!   ******************************

I pray that as you read this it will touch you in the way that you need touching.

Maybe you are discouraged and need to be reminded of how precious you are to the Father in heaven!

Or maybe you feel like you could never be loved by one so great, or maybe you have never given thought to the Love the Father has for you!

Wherever you are and whatever you believe, may I tell you God, who sent Jesus to be His expression of love on the earth and take the penalty of our sins, Loves you unconditionally!

I pray we can all walk in that love as we navigate this thing called life!

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Father, I come in the name of Jesus and thank you for your love! Thank you for knowing each person who reads this by name, and you know each of us better than we know ourselves! That kind of love cannot be explained, just experienced! Be very real to each of us today, deep inside! Amen!

Love, MeMaw!

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 693

July 23, 2024///

As I looked on the internet at the speech Sarah Huckabee Sanders made at the RNC convention, I was struck with a truth I want to share here. This is not political so regardless of your views read on and be blessed!

She spoke of a day when she was the White House Press Secretary under President Trump. The White house had a bring your kids to work day!

She took her four-year-old son with her. Sometime in the day all the children brought to work at the White House with their parents, were gathered in the Rose Garden to meet the President!

As President Trump and Sarah came outside her four-year-old broke away from the other children and ran as hard as he could straight toward the President. The President got down to his level.

Her son though, sidestepped the president and ran straight into her arms!

The most powerful man in the world had nothing on his mom!

May I tell you when I heard that story, my heart immediately went to the truth that the most powerful or important people in our lives or the world, have nothing to compare to our Heavenly Father.

We must bypass all others and all else and run straight into His Arms!

Oh, we cannot physically run into God’s arms, but we can open our hearts to Him and the Peace and security He gives deep inside us feels like a great big hug!

Isaiah 26:3 (KJV)

Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace,

Whose mind is stayed on thee:

Because he trusteth in thee.

To Sarah’s son it did not matter that his mom was standing right with the President, he knew she would welcome him with open arms.

May I tell you that it does not matter who we are or where we are our Heavenly Father God will welcome us with open arms!

We hear so much about peace in this world. We all want the wars to cease, the hate to stop and people to live peacefully with each other. We want the security to know we are safe in our homes and on our streets!

But no real peace or safety can be found outside of God the Father and Jesus our Lord!

Sarah’s son knew his mom’s arms were a place of safety. Where is our safe place?

Who do we run to!

Psalm 4:8 (KJV)

 I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep:

For thou, Lord, only makest me dwell in safety.

Our Father arms are open wide, when we receive the sacrifice of Jesus and give Him our lives, we can walk in peace and safety because we are in the care of the creator God!

Jesus promised:

Matthew 11:28 (KJV)

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

John 14:27 (KJV )

Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

May we find our safe place in Him!

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Father, thank you that in a world seemingly gone crazy, we can have peace and safety in you! You are able to give us peace and safety as we run into your arms and receive the love you have for us! You are our strength, our place of safety and our loving Father who knows us better than we know ourselves! Thank you for loving us! I pray this in Jesus’ name! Amen!

Love, MeMaw

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 692

July 16, 2024///

I know I shared a story last week, but I want to share another one. It is so powerful that it needs to be shared! Let it touch you as you read it!

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A few years ago, a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. The convention lasted all week, and all the salesmen had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night’s dinner.

As they hurried to the airport to catch their return flight, they rushed down the airport corridor with their briefcases in hand. In their rush, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of apples.

Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all continued running so they would make their plane.

All but one.

He stopped after running a few more yards, took a deep breath, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned.

He told his buddies to go on without him, waved goodbye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returned to the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor.

He was glad he did.

The 16-year-old girl running the apple cart was totally blind. She was softly crying, tears running down her cheeks in frustration, and at the same time helplessly groping for her spilled produce as the crowd swirled about her, no one stopping and no one to care for her plight.

The salesman knelt on the floor with her, gathered up the apples, put them back on the table and helped organize her display.

As he did this, he noticed that many of the apples had become battered and bruised; these he set aside in another basket.

When he had finished, he pulled out his wallet and said to the girl, “Here, please take this $40 for the damage we did. Are you okay?”

She nodded through her tears.

He continued on with, “I hope we didn’t spoil your day too badly.”

As the salesman started to walk away, the bewildered blind girl called out to him, “Mister…..”

He paused and turned to look back into her blind eyes.

She continued, “Are you Jesus?”

He gasped for a breath. Then slowly he made his way to catch the later flight with that question burning and bouncing about in his soul: “Are you Jesus?”

Do people mistake you for Jesus?

That’s our call, is it not? To be so much like Jesus that people cannot tell the difference as we live and interact with a world–shopping, working, reacting to others that are serving us—that is blind to His love, life and grace.

If we claim to know Him, we should live, walk and act as He would.

Knowing Him is more than simply quoting Scripture and going to church. It’s actually living the Word as life unfolds day to day.

You are the apple of His eye even though we, too, have been bruised by a fall. He stopped what He was doing and picked you and me up on a hill called Calvary and paid in full for our damaged fruit.

Let us live like we are worth the price He paid.

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I cannot add to that!

Love, MeMaw!

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 691

July 9, 2024///

Today I want to share a story I read in a book. It drove home a very basic truth that we would do well to take to heart!

“Two women went to an opera together. One could see and the other was blind. They sat side by side in the same row of the theater for the entire performance.

When the show was over, they compared notes, as theater goers will do.

The sighed woman was very disappointed. She criticized the costumes and scenery-not to her taste at all. The soprano, she thought, was not very pretty and rather old for the part. The male lead was too short, she said, and did not look anything like a prince. It ruined the romance of the story for her.

The blind woman, however, had thoroughly enjoyed the evening. She said it was the most wonderful performance she had ever attended. She found the voice of the soprano as clear and pure as an angel’s, and the tenor’s rendition of the romantic arias had brought tears to her eyes. She told her friend she would remember this night for the rest of her life and thanked her endlessly for taking her along.”

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Which of these are we most like, do you think? The sighted women or the blind one!

We get so wrapped in in the material wrapping paper, we are entirely blind to the beauty within each other.

We are deaf to the good and great that each of us is filled with!

The blind woman saw the performance the way God sees each of us. Not what we wear, the imperfection of our bodies and actions, and even our personalities! But He sees the light within, the real us, the us He created us to be!

We need to look for the good in others and encourage the good and not dwell on the mistakes or bad actions.

It reminds me of the account in the bible when God sent the prophet Smauel to anoint the next king of Israel!

He visited a man who had 8 sons but had only 7 in the house when Samuel came. The other one was left out watching the sheep. But Smauel said none of these are the one I have come to anoint. They sent for David, the youngest who we all know as a mighty warrior and king.

God saw a king where others saw a shepherd boy.

The scripture in 1 Samuel 16:7 where this event is told, gives us God’s perspective on people and the perspective we should have.

1 Samuel 16:7 (KJV)

But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.

1 Samuel 16:7 (MSG)

But God told Samuel, “Looks aren’t everything. Don’t be impressed with his looks and stature. I’ve already eliminated him. God judges persons differently than humans do. Men and women look at the face; God looks into the heart.”

I encourage you today to examine how you see people. Determine with me to resolve to see the best in people.

May our kindness and love override the hate and ugly in this world!

God see what a person can be! Do we? Maybe just a kind word will change the direction of a life! Let’s try it!

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Father, I come in the name of Jesus and ask you to forgive us when we look at the outward actions and appearance of others and judge them by that. Open our hearts and minds to see past the outside to the depths of those around us! To the good buried beneath the hurts and confusion of others! Fill us with your compassion and let us see clearly the good in other! Amen!

Love, MeMaw!

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 690

July 2, 2024///

There is a children’s song that says:

The wise man built his house on the sand and the foolish man built his house on the rock and when the storms came the wise man’s house stood because it was on a good foundation, but the foolish man’s house came tumbling down.

The children’s song had a lot of cute motions to it and was taken from the scripture that says exactly that!

Luke 6:48–49 (KJV 1900)

⁴⁸ He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock. ⁴⁹ But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that without a foundation built an house upon the earth; against which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that house was great.

This is referring to those who accept Jesus as savior and live for him vs those whose foundation is self, success, or just talking like a Christian but not having a heart change!

I ask you this morning: what are you building your life on!

You can attend every service at church, say the right words and seem to be a follower of Christ, but if you are not changed from the way you were before, a real change, you should examine yourself to see what your foundation is!

You understand I am not talking about perfection, but a heart that Loves Jesus and desires to live in a way to draw others to Him and to have a real solid foundation that declares with the apostle Paul that “none of these things move me”!

We all know those who claim to be a Christian and talk the talk but do not walk the walk and when trouble and adverse situations come their way, they are blown down like the big bad wolf blew the house of straw down.

A good foundation keeps our houses or apartments, etc. steady when the rains and storms come most of the time but when we have given our heart and lives to the Lord Jesus, He will keep us steady and standing all the time!

As we meditate on what the Bible says about His Love and Care for us and we give all we are and all we are not to His Lordship and direction, we may be shaken when things happen in this world or our lives, but we will stand.

I wanted to share my thoughts on this because we see many who are all in for God the Creator one day and are all out of the right way the next.

If your heart is not toward God and living for Him and walking right, I would examine whether my foundation was steadfast and sure!

I personally cannot imagine trying to navigate this thing called life without knowing who holds tomorrow and placing my trust in the Lord God Almighty!

The world we are living in is getting shakier and shakier and I praise God that my hope and trust are in Him and not in the things on this earth!

Maybe you never received Jesus as your personal Savior. I ask you just like I ask a Jehovah’s’ Witness who came to our door many years ago.

“What if the Christian view of Eternity if right?”

I ask you today to consider your foundation. Is there a lack of a relationship or a supposed relationship with Jesus. Or are you growing by the Bible and prayer and making your foundation stronger and stronger.

I have no idea what will happen the rest of today, tomorrow or in our life but I know who is already there and holds all my tomorrows in His hand.

Make sure your foundation is in Jesus and is strong and growing stronger!

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Father, in Jesus’ name I come. I thank you that when our foundation is our relationship with you and the knowledge of your word, we can be strong in the face of adversity and we can face every situation with the Peace of you Lord, that the world cannot understand nor give. Forgive us when we look to any other foundation other than you! Keep us safe in your protection. Amen!

Check your foundation! Love, MeMaw!

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 689

June 25, 2024///

I just want our minds to ponder this day, thoughts about the reason we are alive. Whether we believe it or not each of us are created for a unique purpose and we have the ability and drive deep inside us to fulfill the purpose we are created for!

So many times, we are so fixed on what we think we should be doing or being that we are not being and doing the things the Creator God planed for us!

We are trying to be something we are not, and we are not being what we should be!

May we look today in the book of Luke at a man named John the Baptist. This man knew who he was and who he was not.

John was Jesus’ cousin and was born to an older priest and his wife who were past the age when children were conceived. John was a miracle child and was born to be the forerunner of Jesus the Messiah.

From his birth to about 30 years old we read nothing of John except he grew and waxed strong in Spirit.

Then we are told that he began to baptize in the Jordan River and preach repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

Many came and repented and were baptized and then they began to wonder if John was the Messiah, the Savior of the world.

At that point, many today would have gotten lifted and think maybe I am the one that is to save the world.

 BUT JOHN KNEW WHO HE WAS AND WHO HE WAS NOT!

His answer shows this:

Luke 3:15–16 (KJV 1900)

¹⁵ And as the people were in expectation, and all men mused in their hearts of John, whether he were the Christ, or not; ¹⁶ John answered, saying unto them all, I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to unloose: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire:

Are we trying to live up to other people’s expectations and be what we think we are supposed to be rather than following the path we are put here on earth for?

Whose life are we trying to live?

What is the desire deep in our hearts that we want to do but are afraid of or do not think people would understand?

This can take the form of a job, a career, ministry, family, community, or any other way we fill our days!

The only way to truly be happy is to ask the creator God for help and let Him stir up deep in us the dreams and desires that are of Him!

Oh, how much frustration we could save ourselves if we just walk in what we are called to and not what others expect or just what we think we can do!

Joseph knew who he was and cared for the Savior of the world. Mary knew who she was and raised her son and then followed Him as her Savior. John knew who He was and proclaimed the truth of Jesus.

And Jesus knew who He was and followed His destiny to teach us how to live and the die a horrible death to set us free from bondage and give us the freedom to be all that we were created to be!

DO WE KNOW WHO WE ARE? WILL WE WALK IN THE STORY GOD HAS WRITTEN FOR US?

Or will we try to rewrite the story because of others or the limitations we think we have?

What are we here for? We must ask ourselves that question, ask God and examine our heart and begin to live out the Creator God’s plan for us!

DO WE KNOW WHO WE ARE AND WHO WE CAN BE THROUGH FAITH IN JESUS CHRIST?

Father, I come in the mighty name of Jesus and ask you to touch each of our hearts with the knowledge of what we are specifically created for. I ask you to then give us the courage and the joy and peace of walking in our destiny. You will guide us and open the right doors as we release all we are and all we are not to all you are and have planned for us! Amen!

Love, MeMaw!

Me-Maw Thoughts

Number 688

June 18, 2024///

As I got up this morning it was still dark outside and as I turned on a light I could see clearly where I was going!

I could have left the light off and tried to navigate my way in the dark or from the tiny light from the clocks or the electrical things around but could have fallen or knocked something off and broken it.

So, my thoughts today are on our lives in this world.

We would all agree the world is full of darkness. There is evil going on that our ancestors would not believe and even we cannot grasp the depth of evil in the world!

We can try to navigate each day and each situation ourselves in our own way and the best we know how. But how many times do we stumble or break others or our own heart by our words or hurt ourselves or make the situation worse with our actions or our decisions?

We would all agree that if we knew the right way and knew where the snares and pitfalls are we could navigate this thing called life better. But sometimes we just do what we think and hope for the best!

But, God, our heavenly Father sees everything and knows how to lead us to right decisions and right actions. He has written us the road map to living life in the Bible and has declared that He is light!

1 John 1:5 (KJV)

This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

And Psalm 36 tells us that we can see light as we surrender our lives to the one who knows us best and loves us most.

Psalm 36:9 (KJV)

For with thee is the fountain of life:

In thy light shall we see light.

It is a perplexing question that comes from these verses! Why would we choose to walk around in darkness when we can walk in the light of our Heavenly Father and He will never lead us in the wrong way?

He is pure light and has no trace of darkness and can see the way clearly and guide us to right actions, choices and give us peace in the middle of a world that has gone crazy.

If we choose to walk in His Light, then our light can lead others to the true light of the world.

We all want light! When our electrical power goes out, we scramble for candles, flashlights, lanterns, or something that will light at least a small amount of space.

We carry that to other rooms as we go into them and truly desire the electricity to come back on!

But let us suppose we have turned off all the electrical switches in our house while the power was off! Then it comes back on, and we are not aware the problem has been solved.

We continue to walk in the small light that a candle or flashlight gives and if it is winter wrap up or if it is summer fan with something, when all we must do to fill that house with light is to turn on the switches.

Oh, how true that is today when we refuse to let the light of the Love of God shine in us, and through us, and all around us!

Think about it: HE IS LIGHT! WHY WOULD WE CHOOSE DARKENSS!

CHOOSE LIGHT AND LIFE IN GOD WHO LOVES US!!

Ask and He will guide us in all we do!

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Father, thank you for being light! You desire to shine the light of life on each of us! Forgive us when we think we know best and forgive us when we do not walk in your light in every situation. I ask that each of us will begin to ask you to give us direction and help us follow the leading deep inside where you guide us with peace and love! I ask it in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, our Savior! Amen!

Love! MeMaw!

MeMaw Thoughts

Number 687

June 11, 2024///

In the quiet of the early morning, I thought about a question Katlyn had asked on the internet a few days ago. She asked how long it had been since the readers had laughed really hard. A real deep-down laugh.

I realized it had been a long time since I had really laughed so hard I could hardly get my breath. We see so much hurt and tragedy in the world that even though we may be walking in peace on the inside the world around us causes us to be more serious than perhaps we should be.

So, I decided today to just share some little funny jokes that may make you laugh and lift you up. I pray that as you laugh a little, or a lot you will feel stress leaving and strength flowing into you! Remember the Joy of the Lord is our strength! God is in control! Relax!

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An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.

“The front row please.” she answered.

“You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said, “The pastor is really boring.”

“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.

“No.” he said.

“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.

“Do you know who I am?” he asked.

“No.” she said.

“Good,” he answered.

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It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside to look and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. He walked up to the boy and said, “Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?”

The little boy replied, “I got him from the church.”

“And why did you take him?”

The boy said, “Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus, and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it.

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Little Johnny went to Sunday school one Sunday. The lesson for the day was from Genesis. “God opened up Adam’s side, took a rib from him, and created Eve from it,” was what really struck Johnny.

Later, that afternoon, Johnny started feeling sick, and his side began to hurt. He laid down on the couch, and after about half an hour, his mother came over and asked him if he was feeling okay. He said, “Not really – I think I’m gonna have a wife.”

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Pastor Dave Charlton tells us: “After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.

About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, ‘If you don’t be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and he will have to start his sermon all over again!’  It worked.”

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Reverend to his congregation: “We have good news and bad news.
The bad news is that the roof needs repairing.
The good news is that we have the money to pay for it.”
(appreciative murmurs all round)

Reverend: “The extra bad news is that it’s still in your pockets!”

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All the way home in the back seat of the car the boy was quiet. His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, “The preacher said he wanted us all brought up in a Christian home, but I wanted to stay with you guys!

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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane. So, she asked him which story it was meant to represent.

“The flight to Egypt,” said Kyle.

“I see… And that must be Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus,” Ms. Terri said. “But who’s the fourth person?”

Kyle explained, “Oh, that’s Pontius the Pilot!”

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God Bless You! Have an amazing week! Laugh!

Love, Me-Maw